This is an article describing in extremely explicit terms aspects and frustrations of anal sex, including those that involve feces. Specifically, those elements of anal sex that I have rarely to never heard anyone talk about outside of the confines of extreme privacy, due to their uncomfortable nature. I have noticed in male-female relationships that there are two things Boyfriend Zero has fucked up for everyone: oral sex and anal sex. No one will touch her asshole again for years. At some point there should be an ass-tribunal for these men and their crimes against sodomy. Take it up the ass first to see how it feels, you fucking pussy.
Things I Have Fished Out of People's Butts
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Science Explains Why People Stick Foreign Objects Up Their Butts
Who knew a complaint of a stomach ache could be so sinister - and, let's face it - hilarious. From an inmate with over 30 objects found up his rectum, to lawyers with weird fetishes, to a woman who ate an entire set of cutlery, here are the weirdest things ever found inside people complaining of "inexplicable" stomach pains. Seriously, what the hell. When you're headed for jail, the last thing you want is to commit a felony that adds years and years to your sentence, right? When she was booked in jail in , she presumably figured that would be the safest place for a loaded weapon.
Between and , they became more common: the University of Southern California General Hospital admitted one patient per month who had stuck and lost something up their butt for the first time. Since then, emergency rooms have officially stopped classifying foreign rectal bodies as an uncommon reason for admittance, according to a study by doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital. The question is packed with judgment, though the existing medical research on the practice suggests that the haters should take the sticks out of their asses. Or rather, to leave them there and open their minds as well. While much of the snickering about things in butts has to do with their sexual implications, the medical records show that most rectal foreign bodies are actually various household items , dentures, or chicken bones that were swallowed and got stuck along the way.